Jack and company discover lost city of gold that was on map from Humpty Dumpty's ass. Money puts blonde Page sister in the mood - afterwards we learn Jack has completed the Page sister Trifecta. After revealing his accomplishment, Jack receives quick kick in the nuts but regrets NOTHING. Also, Jack hides all the gold in his suitcase of holding, leaving most of his group screwed after they run off with the pack animals. Outro - retconned characters assembled in army to wreak havoc. Need to re-read previous issues due to not taking notes on this guy who assembled them.
Looking forward to "Issue after next, I discover a magic orb that turns me into the master of the universe and allows me to go back in time and make out with Audrey Hepburn:inarguably the greatest hottie of all time."
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